Thread: A bald eagle walks into a barber shop.....

While at work todayI received two more razors.

8/8 WADE & BUTCHER "FOR BARBER USE"
7/8 Greaves & Sons SHEAF WORKS "AMERICAN RAZOR" W/ EAGLE ETCHING

SInce I'm still at work I can't write a whole lot but the pics tell the story pretty well I think.

The scales of the W&B will need to be replaced and the back of the Greaves is going to need some work...

Thanks

Cheetah Meat

Shhhweeet!! Nice grabs there mate!! Beauties to be sure!!

Enjoy! Post up again when their to your liking...

M

So there's no joke, like "an eagle walks into a bar . . ."

Originally Posted by AFDavis11

So there's no joke, like "an eagle walks into a bar . . ."

Wow tough crowd.....lol

Here's the joke. An American Eagle walks into a Barber Shop and says OUCh! When he finally stumbles into the chair he says to the barber...give me a baldy. Get it baldy. So Wade the Barber says I got good news and bad new. The eagle says what's the good news! Wade the Barber says the good news is I got 2 new straight razors. A 8/8 WADE & BUTCHER "FOR BARBER USE" and a 7/8 Greaves & Sons SHEAF WORKS "AMERICAN RAZOR" W/ EAGLE ETCHING. The eagle gets excited, leans back and starts to lather up his face. So he PREPs with some Floïd Sandolor Pre Shave Gel. Then he moves onto some Mama Bear's Caribbean Glycerin Shave Soap....so the barber is not moving. So the Eagle gives the barber Wade the famous Philadephia Eagles scowl as best he can with a face full of shaving cream and says whats the bad news. Wade says I left them both at HONE. The American Eagle named Sheaf got up and limped home and till this day he Greaves with his Sons about this tragic event.

So you see boys and girls the reason why eagles heads are white is because they never got the shave they wanted.