I must not be important enough as I haven't got one! Boy Jimmy I could sure us a million dollars!

All I get is phone calls from some Dumb F*** saying that he/or she is with Microsoft Security and my system is infected blah blah blah, I always ask how this could be since I don't have a computer and when they 'try' to figure that out I tell them what I think of them in not so nice words and then hang up!!