Quote Originally Posted by prosneek View Post
How about this, If you don't like the signature line, then don't read it. There are too many people trying to not hurt other peoples feelings and as a result, are not being true to themselves. If it is not vulgar or tasteless, then what difference does it make?
I'd be glad to not read 'em (if they're "short stories"); and there's a user-configurable option to do just that:

Straight Razor Place Forums » User Control Panel » Edit Options » Thread Display Options » Visible Post Elements » Show Signatures

but it's "all, or nothing-at-all"; which is why I made my original post about minimizing signature-block length.