Thread: Grammar Police

Witch weigh is this thread headed? Watt due yew want two sea? Wear due wee go from hear?

Microsoft Were'd will let yew wright anything as long as it's spilled rite. Sew, bee careful win yew right.

Four example, Eye always wont to no how why'd a blade is on ebay. Butt, cellers don't no too tell us. Watt kin wee due?

All sew, sum times, they're words don't match there pictures win they put there adds their. There knot watt they seam two bee.

Sew watt can wee due? Wee all weighs knead two halve the fax win wee bye sum thing. Y kant cellers aunt sir hour quest shuns? Eye wish eye gnu!

Sew long four now - sea yew later.

Tar Arn - Tire Iron - Billy hit Fred with a tar arn

Far - Fire - I'm gonna far Fred.....

Har - Hire - and har Billy in his place.

Far - Fire - Fred set Billy's house on far.

Retch - Past tense of reach as in handed. - Fred retch Billy the hammer.

Holler - Hollow - Billy hid his beer in a holler tree to keep
Fred from finding it.


Terry

Ok you guys are having entirely to much fun with this thread lol

Did sum won mention tongue oil for a Finnish?

Yeet yet? (You eat yet)
Naw.
Yantoo? (You want to)
Aight.

If u won't I halve all of the ansers write cheer. (Witch has nothing to due with mice holler inn).

Best regards to most... and happy trails. Time to migrate. I may start something on my own site.

Originally Posted by ForestryProf

Just to head off any potential misunderstandings when you head south into my neck of the woods.

Remember, y'all refers to one person, the proper plural is all y'all. Kinda like yous guys in Philly or NYC.

Ed (who had no idea he'd touched a raw nerve )

and lets not forget the plural possessive, "all ya'lls"...

If you guys don't stop soon, I will take this personally. :P

Owed to a Spell Checker

I have a spelling checquer
It came with my pea sea
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea

Eye ran this poem threw it
Your sure real glad two no
It's vary polished in it's weigh
My checker tolled me sew

A checker is a bless sing
It freeze yew lodes of thyme
It helps me awl stiles two reed
And aides me when aye rime

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud
And wee mussed dew the best wee can
Sew flaws are knot aloud

And now bee cause my spelling
is checked with such grate flare
Their are know faults with in my site
Of nun eye am a wear

Each frays comes posed up on my screen
Eye trussed to be a joule
The checker poured o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule

That's why aye brake in two averse
By righting wants too pleas
Sow now ewe sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear for pea seas