Thread: SRP is a free service

Amen, I don't think I have enough blood and money to fumble through straight shaving without this place, and the folks who have helped make it what it is.

Actually I've been considering charging on a "pay per view" basis for my posts. I've yet to determine the final scale, but something like 20 cents per view of a normal post, 50 cents if you "like" the post, 75 cents if you "Thank" it, and perhaps $1 if you both "like" and "thank" it (multiple "acclamation" discount).

If that is a success, I may move into the "cash for comment" market, where you can pay me to comment in one of your threads. I can do a range: serious, funny, witty, sarcastic, good-natured ribbing, informative, misleading, controversial, troll, confrontational, supportive, appeasing, abusive (costs extra due to risk of being banned), and so on. I have a portfolio of my previous work available for perusal.

Aunty Jimbo costs extra.

Cheer$

James.

Hey James,

For only a dollar a pop, I promise never to respond to any of your posts!

50 cents please Eric!

James.

Meh. It wasn't worth the price, so I removed the "like".

For $5.00 I'll put it back.

Could charge a security deposit on helpful tips. If you make it work I keep the cash; you tear your stuff up...well, I still keep the cash