Thread: Having trouble staying logged in

Use a VPN and a proxy server most of the time. Seems to help keeping me on base. From time to time google seems not to like one or the other and I have to chg. may be it when 'they're' trying to check on me!

Originally Posted by carlmaloschneider

I had problems too, but I didn't think I was banned because I'm a very very good boy. My mother said so...

Dearie, dearie me, Carl. Just look what Bert Christensen's mother used to tell him:


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother ! taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, They are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: my mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

As Tarkus would say - HAR!!

Regards,
Neil

No, the google address is not them hacking you, it's related to the set up I was trying out, basically having them do some of the work serving the site.

Originally Posted by Geezer

I was bumped off and not allowed back in then I was told that I had used all my log in chances. I got the IP of the so called log in tries and ....found I was being hacked by an IP of Google translate! I looked it up and got the photo of that facility in CA.!
SO where are we and BIG BROTHER going with this and NSA??
~Richard

Originally Posted by Neil Miller

Dearie, dearie me, Carl. Just look what Bert Christensen's mother used to tell him:

My favourite: my mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

As Tarkus would say - HAR!!

Regards,
Neil

Indeed, Har!

Originally Posted by gugi

No, the google address is not them hacking you, it's related to the set up I was trying out, basically having them do some of the work serving the site.

Ahh, so it was only gugi playing with our minds! Not some conspiracy theory thing! Gee. I am kindof disappointed.

Originally Posted by sharptonn

Ahh, so it was only gugi playing with our minds! Not some conspiracy theory thing! Gee. I am kindof disappointed.

Apparently you're just not paranoid enough. I'm sure somebody will be here shortly with a good conspiracy theory. I hope I've got a decent role in it too.

Originally Posted by sharptonn

Ahh, so it was only gugi playing with our minds! Not some conspiracy theory thing! Gee. I am kindof disappointed.

Well Tom you'll always have the second shooter on the grassy knoll to keep that conspiracy theory churning in your belly.

Not me! I am prepared, not paranoid!

Besides! "Paranoia will destroy ya!"

Originally Posted by sharptonn

Besides! "Paranoia will destroy ya!"

So what are you saying? You talking to me? You must be talking to me, I'm the only one standing here,
What???

I rest my case.