Thread: after shave balm---I tried one and my face died

The key is to disguise your meaning with clinical and technical terms. Say you need a dermal hydration agent with minimal olfactory presence.

Originally Posted by Scrapyard Ape

The key is to disguise your meaning with clinical and technical terms. Say you need a dermal hydration agent with minimal olfactory presence.

yeah work in some car/automotive repair terms in there. Get as technical as possible and they'll have to believe you're still a man. I was looking for some transaxle lube and all I could find was this "Cetaphil Sissy Skin Stuff".

Justin

You guys! Come on now, there's nothing wrong with releasing the metrosexual inside us. We're all walking a pretty fine line on these forums anyway - hmmm, think I might change my username to "Himbo"...

James

Originally Posted by Jimbo

You guys! Come on now, there's nothing wrong with releasing the metrosexual inside us.

James

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Justin

Hey, James I don't get the "Himbo" joke. I don't know if it's just me but it might be one of those Aussie things.

Originally Posted by jaegerhund

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Justin

Hey, James I don't get the "Himbo" joke. I don't know if it's just me but it might be one of those Aussie things.

Oh, sorry, maybe it is... Himbo is the male equivalent of Bimbo (another one for the colloquialisms thread...)

James.

Originally Posted by Jimbo

Oh, sorry, maybe it is... Himbo is the male equivalent of Bimbo (another one for the colloquialisms thread...)

James.

Oh I don't know, I might be just not up on my slang --out of the loop as it was.

Please tell me you still wrestle salties for fun and your real name is James of the Bush .
I'm hurting here, mate.

Justin

Originally Posted by jaegerhund

Oh I don't know, I might be just not up on my slang --out of the loop as it was.

Please tell me you still wrestle salties for fun and you real name is James of Bush .
I'm hurting here, mate.

Justin

No need to worry mate. It's just that last time about 6 of the buggers snuck up behind me and kept me under the water for about 5 minutes before I walloped 'em. Doctor said the brain damage is not permanent, but sometimes I slip into these weird moods Man, I *hate* salties!

James.