Thread: Can't Sleep? Insomnia again? TRY...

entropy1049's New Williams/Vintage Williams/Control Shave Lather Video!!!

SNOOZE! As he drones on and on without turning off the camera!
LAUGH! As he makes really weird faces when he whips lather!
JUDGE! As he says "uh" way too many times!
WEEP! At his complete lack of editing abilities!
THRILLS! As you gouge out your eyes and ram Phillips screwdrivers into your eardrums as you wish HE'D JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!

Co-Starring his Brat Daughter and the voice of Frank the dog.

GUARANTEED! To put you to sleep in record time, or your money back!


I made this for a thread on another board simply to demonstrate that it's OK for some folks to like modern formulation Williams because good results can be achieved with it. You don't have to love it, but please, go easy on those of us who do

Man, I started to fall asleep 30-45 seconds in, no need for zolpidem tonight. . Just kidding, thanks for sharing and posting your videos.

The clanging of the Kent on the mug/bowl woke me up gee thanks!

Originally Posted by AntiqueHoosier

The clanging of the Kent on the mug/bowl woke me up gee thanks!

Be warned: Trying to whip lather silently will only result in an exponential increase of weird faces...

I made it thru 4 mins

Originally Posted by pixelfixed

I made it thru 4 mins

What are you? On amphetamines?

Nice to put a face with the online persona however.... How many like-minded Iowans out there for you to mingle with in this "hobby" and otherwise? It is in fact a college town correct? That might explain your creative Bohemian look.

Originally Posted by ReardenSteel

Man, I started to fall asleep 30-45 seconds in, no need for zolpidem tonight. . Just kidding, thanks for sharing and posting your videos.

The Zolpidem Tartrate I get from the VA is "golden"... we don't mess with that, son; it ain't broke, so no need to "fix" it. Yawn... I'm outta here.

I have no need for the like. I simply get SF'd and fall asleep at the computer. The only drawback is, I must replace the keyboard every couple of months because of the drool. It is also hard to shave in the AM because of the imprint of a keyboard on the left side of my face.

Originally Posted by AntiqueHoosier

Nice to put a face with the online persona however.... How many like-minded Iowans out there for you to mingle with in this "hobby" and otherwise? It is in fact a college town correct? That might explain your creative Bohemian look.

Bohemian, that's charitable; I'll take it! Iowa city is indeed home to The University of Iowa...my "nurturing mother"...who's most well publicized claim to fame of recent years (sadly) is having one of the longest reigns in the top 10 of The Princeton Review's list of "Biggest Party Schools" (de-throned from No. 1 this year). I drank a hell of a lot as a student but it was mostly to kill the pain before Physical Chemistry tests.

Originally Posted by JBHoren

The Zolpidem Tartrate I get from the VA is "golden"... we don't mess with that, son; it ain't broke, so no need to "fix" it. Yawn... I'm outta here.

The VA does an excellent job of keeping me medicated (Zolpidem included). Keeps me less murder-y.