Thread: Uses for canned goo

Dang you guys are some serious practical jokers. I thought I was bad. I've played some that no doubt went overboard, both as a student, and now as a teacher on other teachers. A few come to mind:

-We had an old burnout math teacher when I was in the 9th grade. "Somebody" put a tack in her chair one day. She sat down, but got her fat ass back up right quick!
-We would also put some of the preserved dissecting specimens in the biology teacher's desk drawers that same year-9th graders are the worst!

-As a "grown-up" teacher, my mentor and dear friend about 20 years ago was very gullible. One day I watched his last class so that he could leave early for an appointment. I got kinda bored after taping his desk drawer shut, filling his stapler with paper clips, etc., so left a note from his "secret admirer" on his computer, calling him a "sexy old fart," etc. When he logged on the next morning, it popped up on his screen, and in his ignorance of technology, he thought someone had emailed it to him. He printed that letter up and obsessed over it for weeks, took it to out tech guy, the whole thing! I finally quit playing jokes on him as it was just too easy-no challenge.

-Last year I had a big Honors English IV class, with a big group of goofy guys and football players I called "the Bro Brigade." I kept getting phone calls in my room with someone breathing heavy. I later found out it was one of them (my favorite, actually); I'm pretty sure he was calling from another teacher's room whose mail-box I keep stuffed with my junk mail, catalogs, etc.

-My best friend and fishing buddy play jokes on either that go WAY over the line, not even sure I should post them here!

I figure if I were going to grow up, I would have done it by now!