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04-30-2008, 11:35 PM #1
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Thanked: 586Glycerin
I never before thought about buying glycerin. Now, to get hopped up lather I find I need glycerin. I never before needed hopped up lather. Now, because of Glen I find I need hopped up lather and the elusive oil called glycerin is the key. I always grouped glycerin with guar gum, xanthan gum, F&DC #6 and other stuff I only know exists because it is printed on product labels. I would have thought it would be easier to find heroin or gelignite but someone wrote they found glycerine at Whole Foods. I went to the nearest Whole Foods but the kid I asked said they had no glycerine. He did however begin showing me various products that had the word glycerin printed on the label. He asked me what I wanted to do with it. I told him I wanted to smear it on my cat. They did have hemp oil. I bought a large bottle of it.
I went straight home and added a little hemp oil to my shave soap. I worked up a lather and spread it on my face. It seemed somehow inadequate so I added more hemp oil and spread more lather on my face. I picked up my razor but I was oddly compelled to put more hemp oil in my mug. I poured a full mug of the oil and just swished my brush around in it. Then I found myself painting my face with the sraight hemp oil. Before long I had forgot why I was in the bathroom in the first place and went into the kitchen to eat a full bag of potato chips.
The next day I went to another health food type store called Mrs. Green's. There I found a bottle marked "vegetable glycerin". I bought it but have yet to use the stuff. I wonder if there is glycerin that is not "vegetable"? I like meat. I want "meat glycerin". Maybe even "pork glycerin". I love pork:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Pork/
Brad
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04-30-2008, 11:43 PM #2
Yep, you can find the stuff in tiny bottles at chain drug stores in the beauty sections. The veg stuff works very well however. And you don't even need a bag of munchies handy.
I like meat too.
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04-30-2008, 11:47 PM #3
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Thanked: 13246USP 100% pure glycerin is available at Walmart usually on the same aisle as the alcohol and the witch hazel 8oz for about $4.94 should last ya about "forever"
I do believe I read that it was made from pork by-poducts
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05-01-2008, 04:57 PM #4
Found mine in the Cake and Baking section at the local my local Krogers, and in soap making isle at Hobby Lobby. The one at Hobby Lobby was in a huge bottle.
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05-01-2008, 05:25 PM #5
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05-01-2008, 07:14 PM #6
Oh my...
I added some shampoo to my lather this morning, saving valuable shower time by combining shaving and face-cleaning in one go. I'm not sure if it was uber-lather or not but my wife did admit I was more bubbly this morning than I usually am before 7 am. I also don't know the exact concentration of glycerin in the shampoo. Trade secret I guessFind me on SRP's official chat in ##srp on Freenode. Link is at top of SRP's homepage
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05-01-2008, 07:32 PM #7
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This stuff is so great, they wrote a song about it.
Crank this up in the shave den as you whip up your lather and get your shave on!Last edited by Seraphim; 05-01-2008 at 07:35 PM.
05-01-2008, 08:25 PM
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05-01-2008, 08:26 PM
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