Thread: How does one use creams And what the hell is a snurdle?

Okay, I just received four lovely smelling creams from CarrieM...or is it Olive Oyl? I want to know how to use them. I have used soaps and nothing but soaps since I began so creams are foreign to me. Can anyone help.

Hell, I'm not even certain I want to know what a snurdle is. It sounds like something that ne'er do well gssixgun would come up with.

OK, first thing is DON'T PANIC!!

Creams are a different breed to soaps, no doubt about it.

First, you will need a spatula - just a general garden variety spatula will do. You will also need a caulking gun, two thumb tacks and high speed vibratory polishing wheel.

Take a liberal amount of cream and spread it over your face with the spatula. Do not be parsimonious with the cream - the more the better.

Make sure you thoroughly seal all facial orifices with the caulking gun - this is vitally important with creams as the carbon dioxide exuded from nostrils, mouth, and, in your case, ears will degrade the fine balance. To enable breathing after caulking your orifices, insert the thumb tacks into each nostril (carefully) to produce two tiny breathing slits.

Now you are all ready. Plug in the polisher and really work that cream into the face. Really, really work it. Cream loves being buffed into the pores.

Once you have gotten to this stage, please take a photo and post it back here.....

James.

Originally Posted by Jimbo

OK, first thing is DON'T PANIC!!

Creams are a different breed to soaps, no doubt about it.

First, you will need a spatula - just a general garden variety spatula will do. You will also need a caulking gun, two thumb tacks and high speed vibratory polishing wheel.

Take a liberal amount of cream and spread it over your face with the spatula. Do not be parsimonious with the cream - the more the better.

Make sure you thoroughly seal all facial orifices with the caulking gun - this is vitally important with creams as the carbon dioxide exuded from nostrils, mouth, and, in your case, ears will degrade the fine balance. To enable breathing after caulking your orifices, insert the thumb tacks into each nostril (carefully) to produce two tiny breathing slits.

Now you are all ready. Plug in the polisher and really work that cream into the face. Really, really work it. Cream loves being buffed into the pores.

Once you have gotten to this stage, please take a photo and post it back here.....

James.

onkay, I have mby ndose holes sealeda. Cand you describa the rest of the process fromba this point?

Originally Posted by JMS

onkay, I have mby ndose holes sealeda. Cand you describa the rest of the process fromba this point?

Originally Posted by JMS

onkay, I have mby ndose holes sealeda. Cand you describa the rest of the process fromba this point?

You really need to be inverted at this point. As you require at least one free hand to shave, perhaps using a Backswing or a climbing harness will be the best method.

Originally Posted by Jimbo

Oh mby Ghod! You were just havink mbe onde werent you? I amb so embarrasseda.

Ok, this post has just made my day!

Fappin' hilarious..!

Wouldn't a picture be JUST GREAT!

OMG you guys are too much.

Seriously, Take an almond size dollop of the cream, put it in the bottom of a bowl and put of few drops of warm water on top of it. Prep your brush, Will need to be fairly wet, but not dripping. A best badger seems to work best on this cream and start whipping the heck out of it, adding water as needed. Keep whipping it until it makes peaks that will stand up on the end of the brush.

Good luck with this