Gentlemen:

I have tried several modern and designer shave creams, balms and aftershaves, including Zirh, all gifts, and shrugged them off after a shave. The shave creams have produced anemic results, and the balm something similar. The designer aftershaves, all of which have smelled alike to me, have given me headaches. I have this constant fear that I will receive another Zirh or some other useless product for a special occasion. Oh, mercy.

Regards,

Obie