Thread: I hate Obie

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

You know Obie, I think we cleaned them out of all their shaving soap. I'll bet their scratching their heads trying to figure out what's going on.

My dear thebigspendur:

You are right. I can just hear them saying, "Who are these people?" Ah, but if they only realized they've put smiles on a wedge formation of straight shaving swashbucklers.

What's more, I think we've caught them at their most vulnerable point. Now if the noble Lynn Abrams knocks on their door and asks to carry Martin de Cande at Straight Razor Designs and if they agree, I'll be the first in line to stock up on the soap — for me and my two-year-old grandson. For the next few years I can continue to show him how to use the soap, and by the time he is ready to shave, I'll be ready to order another boxful of that good stuff.

Oh, noble Lynn: I hope you're listening.

Regards,

Obie

Dog gone, Obie! You really know how to hurt a guy. Now I've gotta try this soap!

Originally Posted by GeauxLSU

Dog gone, Obie! You really know how to hurt a guy. Now I've gotta try this soap!

My dear Wayne:

I get the feeling you will like it. The soap is incredible. Think of it as heavenly nectar for the shaver's soul.

Regards,

Obie