Thread: i want a manly shaving soap

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

Nonsense. You need to check with Obie. Last year he had some outfit commission him some custom soap. It was made from special scent glands from Mammoths they found frozen solid in Siberia. They mix that with Whale Blubber and some botanics from rare plants that only bloom on the full moon above the Arctic Circle with just a tad of Musk Ox slobber. You need to be a real man to wear that.

My dear thebigspendur:

Indeed, what really put the stamp of approval on that soap was the Musk Ox Slobber. Whoa, watch out! Now when I want to feel like a real man, the testosterone warrior, I lather up with a tire brush and strop my Gurkha knife. Now that's a man for you.

See you later,

Butch the Bruiser

Originally Posted by Obie

My dear thebigspendur:

Indeed, what really put the stamp of approval on that soap was the Musk Ox Slobber. Whoa, watch out! Now when I want to feel like a real man, the testosterone warrior, I lather up with a tire brush and strop my Gurkha knife. Now that's a man for you.

See you later,

Butch the Bruiser

Wow! What a He-man.

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

Wow! What a He-man.

Oh, yes, that's me. My sleeves are rolled up.

Regards,

Obie

Musk Ox Slobber? I don't think so.

I'll stick with a tried and true manly shaving soap fragrance--Irisch Moos.

Bay Rum...British sailors used it a couple centuries ago. I can't think of men more manly then those guys.