Thread: Bacon shave cream

The sad part is it'll probably sell like hot cakes!

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

My dog's hoping I get it.

i was thinking the same ..lol
love the description and sales pith though ..

Nothing is more powerful or captivating than the smell of bacon. It is truly the smell of victory (and breakfast). Now you can work yourself into a rich, bacon lather with J&D's Bacon Shaving Cream.

J&D's Bacon Shaving Cream is a high end, luxurious bacon-scented shaving cream for all skin types. It is best used after a hot shower or before an important date with someone you may want to spend the rest of your life with.

With just one use of J&Ds Bacon Shaving Cream, you will smell and feel like a champion. We image that this is what Vikings would have used this to mow down their impenetrable forest of man-beard.

Our rich moisturizers and essential oils ensure a high-performance, smooth shaving experience. Advanced heat-activated aromatic technology lasts for hours and delivers maximum bacon scent when you need it most.

With J&Ds Bacon Shaving Cream, prepare to be loved, admired and possibly be eaten by bears.

Ya I don't see myself using it, but I hope someone comes along who has because I am curious.

I think I'm going to have to buy some.

Placing my order tomorrow. Mmmmm, how can it be wrong?

My workplace is scent free so I will have to pass on this one!

I just heard about this. Not sure I'd get it since it's cream in a can. Now, if someone were to come up with bacon fragrance soap........................

On further reflection, I suspect that one who is into cold process soapmaking might try using lard and adding a bit of liquid smoke and perhaps maple flavoring to get a similar effect.

now if it was $$$$ scented it may be more appealing ...

Originally Posted by irish19

On further reflection, I suspect that one who is into cold process soapmaking might try using lard and adding a bit of liquid smoke and perhaps maple flavoring to get a similar effect.

The lard might make for a good lubricant!! Nice, smooth, shave.. It helps my dog keep a nice shiny coat, but she's eating it, not smearing it on herself.