Thread: Stupid beard isn't growing fast enough!

An order of three new soaps just came in. Problem is I just shaved a couple hours ago!!

Stupid beard isn't growing fast enough!! Is there anything wrong with me if I just lather up and wipe it off with a spoon and pretend to shave?

Should be fine if you strop the spoon properly.

You could use a butter knife, I think that would be better then a spoon:-)

Originally Posted by Brettnj

You could use a butter knife, I think that would be better then a spoon:-)

True..... and I think it will be a tad easier to strop!

I prefer to call it washing and exfoliating. It makes us sound less insane I think all of us have been in similar situations and been obliged to do a "practice lather" with a new soap or cream. Embrace the insanity young padawan!

Somebody needs to come up with a soap that induces rapid hair growth. Correct me if I am wrong, but around here I think it would sell, and make somebody a jillion-aire!

I'd buy a tub of it!

Legs, arms or call a pal that usually wears a threee day beard and ask if he is ready for a "surprise"

Originally Posted by Gotdzel

True..... and I think it will be a tad easier to strop!

When you want to practice you go the whole nine yards:-)))