Thread: Stupid beard isn't growing fast enough!

An order of three new soaps just came in. Problem is I just shaved a couple hours ago!!

Stupid beard isn't growing fast enough!! Is there anything wrong with me if I just lather up and wipe it off with a spoon and pretend to shave?

Should be fine if you strop the spoon properly.

You could use a butter knife, I think that would be better then a spoon:-)

Originally Posted by Brettnj

You could use a butter knife, I think that would be better then a spoon:-)

True..... and I think it will be a tad easier to strop!

I prefer to call it washing and exfoliating. It makes us sound less insane I think all of us have been in similar situations and been obliged to do a "practice lather" with a new soap or cream. Embrace the insanity young padawan!

Somebody needs to come up with a soap that induces rapid hair growth. Correct me if I am wrong, but around here I think it would sell, and make somebody a jillion-aire!

I'd buy a tub of it!

Legs, arms or call a pal that usually wears a threee day beard and ask if he is ready for a "surprise"

I wonder if the dog will hold still for a lather and a shave...

a well educated dog should do so.

Originally Posted by DDTech

a well educated dog should do so.

on one of the other forums, one of the guys shaves his dogs and recently his cat has gotten jealous and is rubbing its head on the scales when he is getting ready to shave the dogs

(disclaimer - im tired so this could be a figment of my imagination)