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  1. 05-10-2014, 07:02 PM #21
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    Dude! If that was YOUR kind of woman, We could call you 'graduated cylinder butt'.
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    It gives the phrase 'graduated from' a second, slightly sinister connotation, to be sure:

    1st ex student: "did you graduate from Oxford?"
    2nd ex student: "no, but I was severely messed-up in Cambridge."
    1st ex student: "oh, bad luck old boy."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarkus View Post
    Attachment 165655

    It reads:

    "Personal Property of K. Zimmerman Do Not Use"

    Then in between that writing reads the following.

    "If caught with this strop in your possession you will be severely beat about the head and shoulder region, impaled on a broken off 500 ml graduated cylinder, then disemboweled before the whole dental ***** (crossed out) in Galagan auditorium"

    I thought that was just the best thing I ever read. Now that's my kind of women...
    Could be Karen Zimmerman of the American Association of Dental Research, Iowa branch. She gave a lecture in Iowa University's Galagan Auditorium in 2014.

    Wonder if she disembowelled anyone tben...

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    What a firecracker....
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    There she is! Name: ratchet.jpg Views: 97 Size: 7.9 KB

    Quick, Boys! To another thread!! Run along! Tally HOooooooooooo
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