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09-09-2014, 04:40 PM #36
That's old hat. If you want you razor rested and energized for the next days shave here is what you do.
You attach your razor to a kite and when an electrical storm comes you run it up with a heavy copper wire and run like the dickens with it. The lightning strike will impart magical properties and you will get the best shave of your life. (just make sure you're wearing rubber gloves and rubber boots)No matter how many men you kill you can't kill your successor-Emperor Nero