Quote Originally Posted by Neil Miller View Post
I don't take any chances, me... I bought an old pyramid canopy for my bed from Michael Jackson's estate (did him the world of good, he never looked a day over 60) and sleep under it oriented east-west gripping my razor so its edge grows back over night and I remain chaste and pure.

Definitely works for me - just ask my mummy...

Regards,
Neil
That's old hat. If you want you razor rested and energized for the next days shave here is what you do.

You attach your razor to a kite and when an electrical storm comes you run it up with a heavy copper wire and run like the dickens with it. The lightning strike will impart magical properties and you will get the best shave of your life. (just make sure you're wearing rubber gloves and rubber boots)