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    There is a great gent hoglahoo,
    And his wife doesn't know what to do.
    He dreams of great stropping,
    'fore the shaves there's no stopping, //That's supposed to be short for "before"//
    Cause he's got the great Jimbo-roo.

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    Default Holli I am flattered, but the truth is...

    That fellow you mentioned before,
    Whose wifey is never a bore:
    She knows what to do
    With his Jimbo-Roo -
    Tomorrow he comes back for more!
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    You'd have to get some new 'roo,
    But I bet you would get quite a few.
    You'd max out the plastic,
    She'd just say "fantastic"
    And then tan your hide anew.

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    If Jimbo would sell, then possibly...
    But then there'd be hell, and audibly
    From shavers abroad
    The wrath of God
    "Faster!" they would yell, "ship it quickly!"
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    The 'roo strops would spread round the globe
    And Jimbo would bust out the strobe
    He'd buy drinks for all
    At the crazy shave ball
    Use caution, don't lop off your lobes.

    You know, the ear lobes... what with the drinking and the dancing and the shaving
    Lee, sounds like we're making a little story here; I dig it.

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    Holli, you've got me in stiches!
    Your rhymes are really great pitches
    But Jim threw some up
    And Ben is no pup
    You've got to reach deep down in your well you know what you have to
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    JimR is so skillful with prose,
    the lassies just shed off their clothes!
    Holli's doing just fine,
    but when Lee starts to rhyme,
    we're all left holding our nose!
    Last edited by Ben325e; 02-18-2009 at 08:29 PM.

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    All this rhyming based on a strop
    Makes me so angry I just want to hop.
    You guys are so great,
    it's stirring up hate...
    I've got to go drink up some Schnapps.

    But then I realize just where I am,
    In a far-off land known as Japan.
    I've got to come back
    And prove I'm no hack
    And write all the Haikus I can...

    Jimbo's fine roo strop
    thin black leather smoothing steel
    my face rejoices

    blade sings on black hide
    roughness flees like wounded foes
    whiskers soon the same
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimR View Post
    All this rhyming based on a strop
    Makes me so angry I just want to hop.
    You guys are so great,
    it's stirring up hate...
    I've got to go drink up some Schnapps.

    But then I realize where I am,
    In a far-off land called Japan.
    I've got to come back
    And prove I'm no hack
    And write all the Haikus I can...

    Jimbo's fine roo strop
    thin black leather smoothing steel
    my face rejoices

    blade sings on black hide
    roughness flees like wounded foes
    whiskers soon the same

    Oh! Bravo Sir!! Bravo!

    James.
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    Thanks good sir, but the gauntlet was thrown down, and I bring no knife to a gun fight.

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