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02-10-2009, 06:43 PM #1
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Philadelph (08-06-2010)
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02-12-2009, 12:34 AM #2
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Jimbo (02-15-2009)
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02-12-2009, 11:15 PM #3
Man, the more I look at those strops, the better I think they look. Jimbo, when you go into business look north to Japan, mate.
Oooh oohh! I got another one!
My friend Jimbo made me a strop,
my wife used it to give me a whop.
It drove me insane,
but not from the pain...
I just didn't want her to stop!
You want bawdy? Baby, I got bawdy!!!
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Jimbo (02-15-2009)
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02-18-2009, 02:19 PM #4
There is a great gent hoglahoo,
And his wife doesn't know what to do.
He dreams of great stropping,
'fore the shaves there's no stopping, //That's supposed to be short for "before"//
Cause he's got the great Jimbo-roo.
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02-18-2009, 03:25 PM #5
Holli I am flattered, but the truth is...
That fellow you mentioned before,
Whose wifey is never a bore:
She knows what to do
With his Jimbo-Roo -
Tomorrow he comes back for more!Find me on SRP's official chat in ##srp on Freenode. Link is at top of SRP's homepage
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02-18-2009, 03:33 PM #6
You'd have to get some new 'roo,
But I bet you would get quite a few.
You'd max out the plastic,
She'd just say "fantastic"
And then tan your hide anew.
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02-18-2009, 03:45 PM #7
If Jimbo would sell, then possibly...
But then there'd be hell, and audibly
From shavers abroad
The wrath of God
"Faster!" they would yell, "ship it quickly!"Find me on SRP's official chat in ##srp on Freenode. Link is at top of SRP's homepage