Thread: A Simple, Inexpensive and Effective Tool

Originally Posted by Big Red

yeah, forget the tips, I want to know why your ex sliced you.

Red

Yes I love the tip but I want the Paul Harvey rest of the story bit!!!

note he said "first wife", There's a lesson to be learned here.......

Women may come, and women may go, but a Gentleman takes his razors to the grave

She was at the end of one of her frequent drunken cocaine binges. I made the decision that she had had enough. She flipped out and came at me with my beautiful razor.

A few years later she was drunk and eating grilled steak. She began shouting at me with her mouth full and aspirated her partially chewed steak. I made a decision to give her the Heimlich maneuver and she spat the meat across the kitchen and resumed breathing normally. In retrospect after a few more horrible episodes, I regretted performing the Heimlich maneuver. I should have performed the kick her in the face manuever or the hold her head in the toilet maneuver.

Olivia, I never saw a Proxxon eraser and if I had seen them, I didn't have one in my kitchen this morning.

Brad

Sad story Brad. Glad that you survived and moved on and I hope she has recovered from her addiction and is doing well now. That said, your pencil eraser tool is very cool. Thanks. Here is a way to put the rest of the pencil to good use in case you hadn't seen it.

Well, having it in the kitchen is the point!
Proxxon has about two different grades (red and green) I know.
Might be a bit more firm but basically similar stuff.

Sorry to hear what you've been through. Guess it can only get upwards from there.
Take care!