Thread: Why do I keep breaking razors?

Dear Sir,

Taking into account your current history in handling razors, it has been deemed necessary to take custody of your other razors for their safety until your luck improves. Please send them to my address.

Have a nice day
Ursus, Junior Caretaker
Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Razors

=D You really have had terrible luck with your razors. I hope you better luck in the future. And don't let drunk women or nice doggies play with sharp instruments. 'Tis rarely anything good coming from it.