Thread: Why do I keep breaking razors?

So yeah, just wanted to see if anyone else has this bad streak of razor breaking like me. Here's the list, starting from a few months ago:

-8/8 Wade Butcher barbers use cracked down the middle on way home from antique store when the first aid kit in my truck broke off the door and fell on the bag that it was in(in the original W&B coffin)
I may have done this with a buffer wheel after catching the edge, but I think it cracked on the way home from the kit falling then revealed itself after cleaning it up, or it was nicked and then catching the edge worsened it. Either way, like a kick in the testicles.

-7/8+ Wade &Butcher barbers use cracked down the middle after opening the package from the mail upside down, it fell out and hit the floor. I had spent 10 hours polishing it and making scales for it also.

-6/8 Fred Reynolds faux frameback burned from faulty dremel(stuck on high speed, my fault fir using it in the first place)

-6/8 Wade & Butcher Celebrated broken in half by a friend after she tried to use it to trim a loose thread. She was drunk so it's alright but I'd put a lot of time into polishing that blade and wasn't quite finished

-set of desert ironwood scales made for me by Brad that I was switching to a another razor, my dog stepped on one and broke it in half. I managed to superglue it and it's near impossible to tell but its another for the list.

-8/8 Filly 14 Especial that I was halfway through polishing up after recieving it last week, yesterday I was taking it with me to work to continue sanding at work and when I was getting into my truck my asshole neighbor decides he's gonna tackle me as a joke, and it fell out of my back pocket and hits a rock/brick on my lawn(like what are the odds here) and takes a half inch off the toe.

I'll post pics later, anyone else got any