Thread: Why do I keep breaking razors?

I once put a Shumate in the washing machine... Luckily, only the box got ruined. Now it's squeaky clean!

Sucks about your razors. Maybe you can turn one or two into PCRs?

I'd say your bad luck has run it's life, but just incase through some salt over your shoulder to get rid of those evil spirits, do some community service to change your kharma, but there is never anything wrong with having drunk women in your house.

Originally Posted by burns420

While I don't mind a good laugh at my expense, some of these responses are uncalled for. I'm not going to argue the fact I could have prevented some or all of these, however it would have taken going a bit overboard in protecting a razor. Let's be honest, who hasn't held one in there hand loosely while shaving? Could someone not have startled you an made you drop it? That's what happened with the ironwood scales. I was holding them in my hand sitting on my couch and my dog jumped up and walked on me(he's allowed on the couch in the garage, not the other ones). Who here locks up their razors in there washroom? I don't and I certainly don't lecture friends on what to do while in my washroom. She needed a blade, found one and used it. Not much I can do there. Get new friends? Never would a broken $20 razor cause me to give up a friend. Good suggestion though. Ever have a box poorly rewrapped by customs? I did that time. Do all trucks have glove compartments? Mine doesn't so I use a secure metal box bolted to the divider. Too bad it was just big enough for that first aid kit to fall into. I'm still perfecting my razor transportation holster for when I need to walk to my car/truck, but until then my pocket or hands will have to do. That's it for me in this thread, I really just started it to vent some frustration not to argue or receive a safety lecture.

maybe you are just too high most of the time?

You did ask "Why". To me it looks like you really dont pay a whole lot of attention to the particular moment that is Now.

I will disagree with Joe who said "That said I do know a few people that never think past the current moment. No historical events and no perception of the future."

I doubt he will get peeved and storm off in a tissy. I dont believe one needs more than a hint of common sense. There is nothing in the past to be learned that should not have been noted when it was now, neither can the future be perceived. the current moment is the only one we need to be aware of

I have done plenty of careless, reckless, downright stupid things, after realizing my excuses were hollow, untrue, I came to know it was because I was mentally elsewhere.

two things:

the neighbour seriously needs to buy you a bottle of scotch for being an idiot.

And the drunken girl needs to give you sumpin' sumpin' also for being an idiot