Hell man (can I say that here?), I leave the tools alone at 5 p.m.!! By then I've had a case and a half of beer. Every man does have to have SOME scruples you know. By 5, the wife is watching her shows on T.V. and I can go into the computer room and have intellectual conversations with people like you while I finish off the second case of beer. Then, as sure as the sun rises and sets, I hop into bed at 9 and get ready for the next day, which as it is so often, going to be just like today. Isn't life grand? Only in American my man, only in American could life be so wonderful!
Next time you are inclined, have one on me Sharpy.

All the best.