They probably tested them on fake dead servicemen.

Nice touch, though: GDDDs galore. None of them available, of course. Reminds me of a Spanish or Portuguese shop that had a dozen or so GDFilli razors on their website, only those had been "sold" ages ago, too. But it's nice search engine fodder for the fanboys.

Speaking of which, and purely out of morbid curiosity, what are "Star Customs"? They look like GDGDs to the uninitiated, but you never know. Maybe the used a cheese grater and some Duck scales for a sparkly sparkle effect...

Oh, and do they sell "Gay American", too, or just "Straight American"?

As the old walrus keeps saying, "it's a mad world out there." Yowza and all that, gentlemen.