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    Looks like iy was made for a chubby person? With like big cheeks
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    Sad razor!

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    That's a barber's curve, for trick-barbering.

    The way it was done is this: the barber would put the blade up to the neck of his client, then slowly turn the chair around until they're facing the mirror, with the blade against the neck, the barber would then say something like "I seem to have gotten a little too close" (because the curve makes it look like the blade is sunk into the skin.

    Then he'd laugh and hold up the razor. Sometimes he hired gnomes to do this. It was never very popular, unless the gnomes were involved.


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    another trick barber one was to heat up the back of the raor and run it across the neck the heat makes it feel like you've had your throat cut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elrook View Post
    another trick barber one was to heat up the back of the raor and run it across the neck the heat makes it feel like you've had your throat cut.
    HAR! Just imagine the poot client's relief when he realises he has only got 3rd degree burns instead of a severed carotid, him and the barber must have fell about larfing...

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