I was called an "AAA+ Excrement Buyer!" recently on the Bay.
At first I was a little shocked, said "What in the hell?!"
Then my wife seeing my agitation and confusion came over and laughed at me....
"Not Excrement Buyer... ' Excellent' Buyer!.. Thank autocorrect silly!"
So just as a public safety announcement, don't worry guys, if you are ever accused of purchasing poop.. it's just technology trying to divide and conquer humanity!