Thread: Please don't be a moron

I just about whizzed myself laughing when I saw that photo in the first post. It MAY need a little Dremel work to bring it up to speed. Wonder if Max would take it on? A nice new set of scales - er - stick, and I'll bet he could really work it up to a real gem! Feel like a challenge Max? What is that anyway, an 18/11? Looks like someone gave it an edge anyway :-)

Apologies in advance to anyone that may be selling this little gem - I had to bid a buck for it just because it's so strange. It's listed as a Burmax. Just buying it as a joke if I get it, but it sure does look odd. Not as strange as that battle axe that started this thread but fugly just the same.

Originally Posted by holli4pirating

Do you combine shipping?

That really cracked me up,
You have no idea how hard I laughed , Im still laughing.

Utopian you really seem like a stand up guy, if you can put the shave sharp edge on the hatched, then I'll take one. Let me know where to send the funds. I would take one of the razors but you still havent told us if you combine shipping !

Originally Posted by Mike257

Utopian you really seem like a stand up guy, if you can put the shave sharp edge on the hatched, then I'll take one. Let me know where to send the funds. I would take one of the razors but you still havent told us if you combine shipping !

Sorry, I can't combine shipping. These quality revolutionary war era razors are, for security reasons, stored in an underground bunker in Beijing. The one and only hatchet, of which there are currently only 17 in existence, are located in various mobile storage facilities around the country. Thus, combined shipping is not possible.

The price for the hatchet is $17,387, unless you want honing, in which case the charge is $20,864. My Nigerian agent will send you a check for $16,000,000 and then you simply send him a check for $16,020,864. Simple!

hmm... Im gonna have to think about it now.
ps.
I hope this is not going to generate a negative feedback

Originally Posted by Utopian

Sorry, I can't combine shipping. These quality revolutionary war era razors are, for security reasons, stored in an underground bunker in Beijing. The one and only hatchet, of which there are currently only 17 in existence, are located in various mobile storage facilities around the country. Thus, combined shipping is not possible.

The price for the hatchet is $17,387, unless you want honing, in which case the charge is $20,864. My Nigerian agent will send you a check for $16,000,000 and then you simply send him a check for $16,020,864. Simple!

I have a set of George Washington's wooden teeth that I'll be putting up in the classified....

Guess who just received one of these "colonial-era razors" as a gift today....

I have to admit that it was well-meant, even if it's not completely accurate.

- Mark (S-4-C)

Originally Posted by Seraphim

I have a set of George Washington's wooden teeth that I'll be putting up in the classified....

Teeth? Heck, I've got his original hatchet. The only thing that's been replaced is the handle, ....... and the head.

I haven't laughed so much since a guy told me the story about the man who invented the carburator that would get 200 miles per gallon. Guy said Henry Ford and William Chrysler had the mob hit him and steal the plans. Said he knew it was true because his great uncle drove the get a way car.

A guy I went to high school with bid on an old Lionel train set on Ebay. When it arrived it was not the train set but a picture of same. It was suspose to be a very rare item and he is now out 2K.

I don't buy on ebay.