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    Don't shave naked
    I Don't wanna learn that leasson for myself & hope no one else has had to either.
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    Don't shave while your girlfriend is trying to have a conversation with you. Love hurts…and sometimes bleeds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tiddle View Post
    Yeahhhh, buffer grabbed one so I grabbed it; well at it...looked down, it was just sitting there lodged in the side of my thumb. Look ma no hands!
    At least you rescued the razor!
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    It's the same when you are stupid.

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    Same experience, had been SR shaving for about 8 months and thought I could do it all.
    One night on the bourbon with the guys I said "hey look what I can do".
    It will always end in tears & blood, your mates in tears laughing and me with a tissue to my face stemming the blood......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crackers View Post
    Same experience, had been SR shaving for about 8 months and thought I could do it all.
    One night on the bourbon with the guys I said "hey look what I can do".
    It will always end in tears & blood, your mates in tears laughing and me with a tissue to my face stemming the blood......
    "Hey! Watch this!" almost always ends in injury, an America's Funniest Home Videos vid, an appearance in a "Fails" compilation, a visit to your friendly Emergency Department, or all of the above!
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    Don't shave angry.
    Shaving after workout or heavy physical stress can lead to shaking=no go! This goes for caffeine as well.
    Don't be afraid to shave dry.
    Don't be afraid to shave without a mirror.
    Never shave rushed.
    When in doubt, STOP! --No dishonor in going to the DE or a cartridge, if you must.

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    Nooo. Crackers, you're supposed to convince someone else that you'll give them a fine shave!

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    Don't listen to everybody on the forum...just the ones that are right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dzanda View Post
    "Hey! Watch this!" almost always ends in injury, an America's Funniest Home Videos vid, an appearance in a "Fails" compilation, a visit to your friendly Emergency Department, or all of the above!
    I believe the correct famous last words are: "Hey! Hold my beer and watch this!"....
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    Never just put your razor down...always place your razor in a safe place, free from anything that will cause it to drop, whether on you, the faucet or the floor.

    Planning can prevent blood loss and ruining your razor.
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