Thread: Made me laugh.

I am always afraid of this! Lol

Check out the "Cut of the day" thread, there's some good ones in there!

Originally Posted by cudarunner

Many times when a Newbie has posted about getting his first cut or nick I tell them;

"Wait till you cut your ear"!

Hey, I must be an advanced noob, cuz my first blood was an ear cut. Glad I got that out of the way!

Yeah, like it'll never happen again...

Originally Posted by Drygulch

I put a post on another forum that sideburns and straights might not be compatable for me. I have taken a chunk of mine every week since I started with the straights. They grow back, but are very short. Now the first thing I do before I lather is look at how much sideburn is left before I start.

Stop about 1/4" below them and then wipe the lather away a bit an even shave across them or up to them from the bottom (No, not your bottom before anyone makes a smart arse comment )

Originally Posted by murf

Hey, I must be an advanced noob, cuz my first blood was an ear cut. Glad I got that out of the way!

Yeah, like it'll never happen again...

I do believe that in the 5+ years of using a straight razor I've cut my left ear lobe------5-6 times. Right Ear?? Call me Vincent

Originally Posted by cudarunner

I do believe that in the 5+ years of using a straight razor I've cut my left ear lobe------5-6 times. Right Ear?? Call me Vincent

Left ear for me.

Originally Posted by murf

Left ear for me.

My Right Ear Is Still Intact.

Originally Posted by cudarunner

I work for a Major Grocery Chain and currently there is a notice posted to request new name tags, it includes options such as when you started (must be 5 years ago or more) and if you speak a second language.

I'm VERY TEMPTED to write 'English' as a Second Language (it's the only one I know) just for S**t's and Giggles just to see if it comes with my name tag. (they use a smaller tag hanging down from your name and service years).

I apologize for hijacking this tread.

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I always tell people I speak 2 languages. English and Drunk, and my English aint to good. My daughter speaks walmart quite well