. . . I think a straight will best suit me. I'm up for any guidance I can get. As a master of an old art yearns to pass it to the next generation, I hope some may find joy in helping me thus: I have little cash, I travel as an occupation, and not in the cushy, I travel in a beamer kind of way- - but a man needs a shave in this world. I think this art suits me.
So will you aid me? I will teach the virtues, if that's any consolation. I need a razor, a strop, a good honing stone never hurts, and a crash course. Any help?