This isn't my business whatsoever, but though TheOctopus seems eligible and the righteous winner according to the rules set by Gratewhitehuntr, I would agree with Erictski that this wouldn't entirely be in the spirit of this forum. Therefore an appeal to TheOctopus: please reconsider. A gentlemanly gesture to gracefully retract your application in favour of a razorless newbie would make you the hero of the day.