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01-15-2010, 12:37 PM #1Member
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Tales of Carnage
When you walk into the office with a gash on your face, and someone asks you what happened ... what do you tell them?
"I saved a falling cat by catching it with my face ..."
"I was auditioning for the next Batman movie ..."
"We were playing Russian Roulette with switchblades ..."
Got a good one you can share?
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01-15-2010, 12:54 PM #2
So far no gashes. But when I do, I'm going to claim I have a second job as a private detective and I got too close to a case, ala "China Town"
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01-15-2010, 12:57 PM #3Senior Member
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Learning to shave with a straight razor. Watch their face
“If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you always got.” (A. Einstein)
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01-15-2010, 01:24 PM #4< Banned User >
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I think most people would believe the Switchblade Roulette more than an "outdated mini-sword"
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Learning to shave with a straight razor. Watch their face
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01-15-2010, 01:36 PM #5Junior Member
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No noteworthy gashes yet, and hopefully never will, but my answer would be "cut myself with a straight razor". Why hide it?
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01-15-2010, 01:41 PM #6
Yep, when I did it I just owned up to the cut..!
I got some funny looks and a few questions! I actually had to bring one into work once as I was mailing it on somewhere else and a few people came and had a look.
Cue choruses of "You dont actually SHAVE with that do you?"
"Yep" says I..! :-)
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01-15-2010, 08:10 PM #7Member
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I love that, people are like "You're shavinge with what?". Then the obligatory don't cut your face off. I can't make anyone understand the goodness.
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01-15-2010, 08:17 PM #8Hones/Honing/Master Barber
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Ditto, I love seeing people's reactions when you tell them you shave with a straight razor...now if I could just figure out a way to have that work for me when trying to meet girls...
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01-15-2010, 09:09 PM #9Senior Member
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What's wrong with the truth, "I cut myself shaving."? Originally Posted by Bootstrap
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01-16-2010, 02:31 AM #10Senior Member
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the one cut iv suffered..just own it yea i wasnt paying attention and my razor reminded me that i need to wake up and keep my mind focused on what im doing at the moment
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