Thread: Don't use shaving cream!

The next great truth about shaving: you don't actually need a razor. Your razor has made your whiskers hard and dependent upon the blade. But just try letting your beard grow for a few weeks and then plucking the hairs individually. Soon you will be able to just wipe the beard off of your face. Razors are a conspiracy.

Yes he's right. After using canned goo for many years my skin turned to mush and just sloughed off and now I have to wear a skin tight rubber suit to keep my insides where they belong.

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

Yes he's right. After using canned goo for many years my skin turned to mush and just sloughed off and now I have to wear a skin tight rubber suit to keep my insides where they belong.

I just use little suspenders to clip my jowls to my ears.

Personally, I've always been a little curious about why/if my TOBS creams have some kind of topical numbing agent in the mix. (I'm too lazy to confirm my suspicions by Googling the ingredients.) I can actually feel my face growing numb after a few seconds of lathering. I wonder if that's a bad thing in the long run.

Christopher =/

Originally Posted by Bruce

I just use little suspenders to clip my jowls to my ears.

You conjure quite the picture Sir!!

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

Yes he's right. After using canned goo for many years my skin turned to mush and just sloughed off and now I have to wear a skin tight rubber suit to keep my insides where they belong.

It's a good thing for Soupy Sales that his time had come and gone by the time this article had been written. All those pies in the face were made out of shaving cream.

I read this article when it first came out. He's talking about Edge and stuff like that. This fellow probably doesn't even shave. lewrockwell.com is a fine site though. I read it every day.