He really is correct.

A friend of my dads had this exact thing happen to him: He used the canned stuff for years with no problems until one day WHAM! He was hit by a meteorite.

But that wasnt the end of this tragic tale. Alas, he was then captured by a crack team of secret military squirrels and held in their underground layer for years, with nothing to eat but pine cones.

So let that be a lesson to you new guys... Never shave with anything on your face or you too could be captured by secret military squirrels and hit by a HUGE FLAMING BALL OF ROCK FROM SPACE!!!!!

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Yeah, all I gotta say about that article is

I'll stick to my nice soaps and straight razors thanks, and he can scrape his face apart with an M3 and water.

Each to their own I guess!