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03-14-2011, 03:27 AM #1Member
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I need help...
After dinner tonight,
I told my roommate that I was going to go shave...
She responded.. "Why? It's Sunday night and you aren't going any where, you can shave tomorrow."
I said that I like shaving and wanted to work on using my straight...
She said "You need help..."
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03-14-2011, 03:40 AM #2Senior Member
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YES YOU DO!
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03-14-2011, 04:29 AM #3Senior Member
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They are not wired like us. Straight Shaving and The Three Stooge,women do not understand!!!! Hang in there bro !!
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03-14-2011, 05:05 AM #4Senior Member
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Originally Posted by nessmuck
ohhh...I thought she meant haveing a barber do it...or maybe an offer....
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03-14-2011, 05:21 AM #5Senior Member
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Well...I can offer links to retailers, restorers, custom razor makers...what does she want? My wife can teach her how to shave herself with a straight!
Anything I can do to help
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03-14-2011, 11:26 AM #6..mama I know we broke the rules...
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You sir are on the right path. The path to a smooth face. She on the other hand, needs help. Get her a DE for her birthday!
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03-14-2011, 01:12 PM #7Senior Member
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She's just jealous of your newfound interest in straight shaving. I would recommend that you tell her that each time you shave that you are drawn to it because you get to think about her while you're shaving. You get to think of her beautiful figure as you glide the razor over your jawline. You reminisce about her soft hair as you glide on your lather, the bristles reminding you of the touch of her eyelashes. The feel of the warm lather on your face reminds you of the feeling of snuggling up with her and spooninig with her in bed. Originally Posted by Books
After dinner tonight,
I told my roommate that I was going to go shave...
She responded.. "Why? It's Sunday night and you aren't going any where, you can shave tomorrow."
I said that I like shaving and wanted to work on using my straight...
She said "You need help..."
You don't have to really mean all that crap, but what do you have to lose? If she buys it, you get all the shaving time you want whenever you please.
One more thing: If she buys that crap, marry her quick!
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