Wow.. Yea... some of these are worse than a few of my surgeries..
Well my worst one... usually when i shave only my son comes in and wants some lather on his face... but oddly enough the little 2 year old will just stand on his stool and use his wooden mock razor.. However, the day in question my wife decided she was going to talk to me while I was shaving... I was rinsing my blade and normally I just instinctively put my thumb on the spine and wiggle it in the water but somehow I had flipped the blade and when i put my thumb down I splayed the pad pretty good.. I too had a date with CA on that one... My brother works as a surgical tech so I have a first aid kit with all kinds of goodies... even for stitches.. My son actually noticed before I did.. "Daddy Boo Boo!".. Those clean cuts are a booger... never really notice till it's too deep.. Although i am still reeling from the Alfred Hitchcock shower scene with the 7 inch slice... hahaha guess one butt crack wasn't enough..:w