^---- rofl.........
i was working building signs for the casino industry.... i was inside of a 8'tall 22'long and 24"deep sign welding in ladder rungs for service purposes... *(this sign was to be outside)....... when i finished i climbed up and was climbing out with my welding hood still on but in the up position......... as i lifted myself over the side and was searching with my feet for a step the back of both of my legs hit a hot spot.... thereby making my jump which made BOTH my feet shoot back through the opening and i started falling forward .... i am a big guy *(6'3" and ~230# not fat) so i started to fall... i grabbed the edge behind me that had just been covered with .040 aluminum.... it sliced both my palms all the way across... my welding hood fell over my face.... i fell 8' on top of a 55 gallon trash drum..... scraping the skin off my right arm from the wrist to the shoulder.........
i swear it took me 5 mins to hit the ground...... i jumped up... tore off the hood.... picked up the trash can and threw it ~40 feet where it knocked the shop door off the hinges........
then i stopped and looked around at my 5 co-workers looking at me like i was crazy.....
then my buddy clint took me to the ER where i got 23 stitches in the right and 31 stitches in the left hand.......
i wish i had video of this.......