Xel, I feel for ya.

Some of the reason you want to be so 'right' about the first purchase is 'cause you imagine it'll go to your grave with you. In truth, you have to experience the feel of the different sizes, grinds, steels to see what your combination of skin/beard/technique prefer. When you start, any quality blade with any quality edge will suffice. Why? 'Cause for months, you're still learning the shave and learning your facial topography. You try all kinds of facial expressions combined w/ strange stretching contortions until you learn what stretch and stroke work w/ your beard. This doesn't require the 'perfect' razor - just a good one (which can also be quite inexpensive - leaving you w/ funds to explore further). Once comfortable w/ the shave, connect w/ other members, get together, try each other's gear and you learn ALOT without going broke. Yes, many aren't afraid to spend for their 'ultimate' blade, but its gonna be quite a while before you have any idea what that would be. By spending humbly but well, you can learn and keep funds in reserve as you discover other blades that you like the feel of.

If your travels take you anywhere near the Portland, OR area, contact me. Come over & try lots of gear.