Thread: Take the pledge, I'm never going back to disposables !!!

Originally Posted by carlmaloschneider

I took The Vow as I have called it last year on the sixth of June. I did 'soften' it a little by using a DE, but I wouldn't use a plastic piece of shit even if there was nothing else to shave with, ever, full stop end of story...

Hmmm, perhaps I'll buy a DE for those Brundelfly hairs

Dear self---


Why did yoou spend 30 years...some of those in the Navy every day....shaving so it hurt, cause IG hairs, break outs, etc.?

I do pledge...to ME...to have fun while shaving...for the forseeable future!


Scott

Once my skill with a SR gets to the point where I won't have to touch up with my fusion that thing will be immolated (well not really...I'm sure SWMBO might get a little pissed if I start lighting plastic on fire in our condo...) But I swear when I do have to touch up with it now a little part of my soul dies opening up the cabinet to pull it out.

I just bought the new ProGlide Styler, and it's pretty sweet. What pledge was that?

Oh Cavere, you need DE RAD too! Then you can rid yourself of that nasty fusion!

I pledge to continue having a kick-ass time shaving with straight razors. I pledge to continue feeding my SRAD and HAD and any other ADs that strike my fancy.

Is that cool?

Do not take vows.....simply let your yes be yes and your no be no.

The day will arrive when my hands will deteriorate far enough to preclude wielding anything sharper than a crayon. Even now there is the constant threat of a tick, shiver, shake, or tremor sending my open blade towards the depths of my flesh and into the bone.

Originally Posted by jaswarb

Do not take vows.....simply let your yes be yes and your no be no.

The day will arrive when my hands will deteriorate far enough to preclude wielding anything sharper than a crayon. Even now there is the constant threat of a tick, shiver, shake, or tremor sending my open blade towards the depths of my flesh and into the bone.

Then I'd either use a DE or grow a beard. LOL

The SRST (Straight Razor SWAT Team) breaks down your door and confiscates your straight razors and drinks all your beer and liquor.

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

What happens if they break the pledge? Is there some cool curse or something like all their whiskers fall out permanently?

Just plead temporary insanity.

Originally Posted by ace

I just bought the new ProGlide Styler, and it's pretty sweet. What pledge was that?