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    The Hurdy Gurdy Man thebigspendur's Avatar
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    For a small fee I'll send you a supply of Thebigspendurs "fast grow". You just rub it in and in 1 hour you have a three day growth of beard.
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    My only regret is having many a razor, but merely one face to shave

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    I've been thinking of getting hormone injections to make my beard grow faster......
    Hang on and enjoy the ride...

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    umm..or you could get a fake beard and shave it off!...

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    or you could get a fake beard and shave it off!
    Oh no! It will be FAKE shave! I cannot treat my STR8 like that.

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    patience is your friend, or find a friend who is patient, and practice on him. ha ha.
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    It never ceases to amaze me. What for years/decades has been an annoying chore could be so transformed that we wish our beards grew faster. That's a pretty big deal.
    'Glad you're enjoying. I very much remember - and sometimes still do feel the same. Enjoy, Neff.

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    Havachat45, I do not recall you having a beard. In your dreams!

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    Thebigspendurs
    a supply of Thebigspendurs "fast grow"
    Wow looks like real BEARDagra
    Do I need a prescription?

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