Thread: shaving with moles, birthmarks, etc.

they sell them cheaply to offset the cost of the bridge that comes with them.. it's a package deal!

In the old days, before dermatologists, moles were removed by barbers. The guild of barber surgeons I believe they were called. They also did blood letting. What a bunch of weenies we've all become! I say just whack the moles right off!

and if you feel the flu comming on I have some nice fat leeches for ya

Actually their venom is pretty good if you have clots forming in your blood-stream.

I know but they are right up there with "medical maggots" the eeeeeewwwwweeee!!! factor far outweighs any medical value.

Not really... I'd rather have the maggots do their biz than have flesh necrosis.

Leeches and maggots really do work. Doctors STILL bleed people too. Only now it's their bank accounts instead of their blood.

"The difference between doctors and lawyers is, that lawyers only rob you. Doctors rob you and kill you."

- Anton Checkov, Russian playwright and former M. D.

I told that to an attorney friend, who said, "That's great! Finally a PRO-lawyer joke!"

I replied, "You're clutching at straws buddy!"