Thread: I dropped a razor

Originally Posted by unit

I usually shave and strop in the buff...but this was after honing so I was dressed except for my feet.

A little more info than needed, Unit.

I'm not a bit worried if I drop my razor; it would have to slice off 6 inches of belly fat before it ever gets close to my private part.

Originally Posted by Hirlau

I'm not a bit worried if I drop my razor; it would have to slice off 6 inches of belly fat before it ever gets close to my private part.

And you thought *I* shared TMI? Now I am trying to remove the image of a 6 inch gash in a fat belly of a man that is happy because his junk is still intact

I can easily replace that six inches of belly fat, but I only get 1 trip to the junk drawer.

Originally Posted by Hirlau

I can easily replace that six inches of belly fat, but I only get 1 trip to the junk drawer.

Well played, sir!