Thread: Electric Badger Brush

Originally Posted by Obie

By the way, gentlemen, does this brush come with six nubile lovelies, sweet harp music, and soft breezes on a South Seas island?

Only if you pay extra and upgrade to the deluxe model...... Now that's what I'd call the Perfect ShaveTM

Originally Posted by Ryan82

Only if you pay extra and upgrade to the deluxe model...... Now that's what I'd call the Perfect ShaveTM

Yes, well, my dear Ryan, six nubile lovelies, sweet harp music, and soft breezes on a South Seas island are worth the upgrade. I mean what other way is there? I'll ask the dearly beloved to see what she thinks of the idea. In the meantime, though, I think I will lock up my straight razors . . .

Damn, and I already ordered the LE two band brush. Guess I'll just have to put that on my Christmas list. And if I don't get it for Christmas, there is always Festivus.

Originally Posted by Ryan82

Only if you pay extra and upgrade to the deluxe model...... Now that's what I'd call the Perfect ShaveTM

Originally Posted by Obie

Yes, well, my dear Ryan, six nubile lovelies, sweet harp music, and soft breezes on a South Seas island are worth the upgrade. I mean what other way is there? I'll ask the dearly beloved to see what she thinks of the idea. In the meantime, though, I think I will lock up my straight razors . . .

I'd settle for Elle McPherson and elevator music...