Well you should be following the 3/8 rule. You shouldn't drink anything until after the first three minutes after take off and you should be sober for the last 8 minutes of flight until landed. Those are the main times when the plane is likely to crash. If the plane crashes you have 90 secs to clear out. Forget grabbing the carry on, just grab the wife and kids and go. Avoid being slowed down by fat people (I'm fat. I'm allowed to say that.) 90 secs isn't all that long. Try and sit within five rows of an exit. if I manage to save your life with all this good advice, you can thank Art of Manliness.


Mick