Quip Of The Day

Think for yourselves, and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too.

-- Voltaire,
philosopher and historian

My dog has steel testicles and no hind legs. We call him Sparky.


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Tack

Worried about break ins? Save money on home security by putting a sign reading "Job Center" on your door.


rs,
Tack

If at first you don't succeed, you are about average!

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Originally Posted by Tack

Worried about break ins? Save money on home security by putting a sign reading "Job Center" on your door.


rs,
Tack

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Sign - "now hiring, apply within"

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Originally Posted by Tack

My dog has steel testicles and no hind legs. We call him Sparky.


rs,
Tack

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Originally Posted by Tack

Never trust a man with short legs; his brain's too close to his ass.


rs,
Tack

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Hey! Hey!,,,,,,,,,,, what's up with dat ??? :shrug::mad:

"Never fight with a midget. If they bite you, you're out of business" -- Redd Foxx

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Originally Posted by MikeB52

If not for spell check, I might not be able to spell eloquence, but I can definately spot it.
Thanks for the great quote!

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Did the spell checker not notice the difference between 'definately' and definitely?

What smell chequer??