It doesn't much matter whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was someone else. --Will Rogers
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Tack
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It doesn't much matter whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was someone else. --Will Rogers
rs,
Tack
"In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal."
Internet meme.
Each generation thinks the next one is going to hell.
Tim
I'm looking at three going down in the line.Quote:
Originally Posted by 32t
~Richard
“The children now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise.”Quote:
Originally Posted by Geezer
― Socrates
I am at 2 below me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Geezer
The 2nds are doing great but haven't had time to form an opinion yet.
I still have one first that is a conundrum.
Tim
This is a perfect example of now what I have to understand that now I am an ELDER. :rofl2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Phrank
and cough syrup and k2, cat nip are all "designer drugs" . and just because you can drive to the mail box 20 feed away, doesn't mean you should
I take it back.. I have no problem with the horse you rode in on.
rs,
Tack
That reminds me of my old mate Gerry, Tack. This is a true story, funny in a sort of twisted way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tack
I was doing roadwork at the time and had to get another gang in to follow along with the footpath - Gerry was their ganger. He was a really nice, funny bloke, and we got to chatting while working (yeah - we worked and talked - I was the boss!).
One morning during tea break, Gerry said to us: "I had a really weird phonecall last night. Some bloke phoned up around midnight and when I said hello he yelled down the phone 'who the hell is that?!!!!!' so I said 'never mind who I am, what the hell are you doing calling at this time of night?' The guy then says 'put the wife on the phone' so I tell him I am in bed with her and she is asleep and that I will not wake her up. He then goes 'OK so that's how it is - I am coming round right now and when I get there I am going to smash your face in."
I asked Gerry what happened - he said no-one came round and he couldn't make it out - must have been a nut-job.
Later on in the day it suddenly hit me - the guy had gone out for the night, must have been late and decided to phone his wife. He obviously got a wrong number... I often wonder what he did to his Mrs. when he got back...
That is really true. When I told Gerry what I thought he fell down on the sand bed he had just made for the flagstones, rolling about laughing his head off.
Some people have no consideration for others...
Regards,
Neil