I can think of a few places in the world that don't use TP. :dropjaw:Quote:
Originally Posted by mrsell63
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I can think of a few places in the world that don't use TP. :dropjaw:Quote:
Originally Posted by mrsell63
They probably don't have television either, do they?Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpiper
I don't always text and drive, but when I do, a state trooper shows up out of nowhere.
You don't happen to be texting the state trooper?Quote:
Originally Posted by broger
In the midst of a few friends and a few adult beverages, I uttered a phrase that I can't forget.
"I'm having this drink because I can handle it. If I don't drink it someone who couldn't might have gotten their hands on it."
You gotta hand it to short people sometimes
they just can't reach
Actually, many of of them don't but even those who do don't use TP. Glad I'm not there any more and glad I had my own TP. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Laurens
I rather have toilet paper than television. Maybe we should cast a vote on that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpiper
You cannot write for children. They're much too complicated. You can only write books that are of interest to them
-- Maurice Sendak,
American writer and illustrator
What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?
Wataahh!!
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, "It would defeat the purpose."
You hate corporations you say? Please Tweet all about it from your iPhone.
A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead." The operator replies "How do you know?" And, the man says "Well, the sex is the same, but the dirty laundry is really piling up."
You frequently wear Tap Out shirts? Please tell me about all the ass you've kicked.
In the immortal words of Pee Wee Herman, "I know you are, but what am I?"
:D
:roflmao:rofl2::roflmao:rofl2::roflmao:rofl2::rofl maoQuote:
Originally Posted by TaipeiJake
Guns are the source of crime? Right, and umbrellas are responsible for it raining...
I love those who yearn for the impossible.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"In England the police don't have guns so they yell stop! Or I'll yell stop again"!Quote:
Originally Posted by broger
A semi-quote from comedian Robin Williams performance at the Metropolitan Opera House. It's a semi-quote as it's been years since I've seen it!
I don't always have Alzheimer's, but when I do, I don't always have Alzheimer's.
“Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it!”
― Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp -- or what's a heaven for?" It is from Robert Browning.
Always remember...
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There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand Binary, and those who do not.
R you 1,10Quote:
Originally Posted by broger
The painful price of of digital dexterity is autofill programs
~Richard
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Originally Posted by Geezer
I don't always smell milk from the jug, but when I do, I have no idea what milk should smell like.
"Never moon a werewolf."
"Can computers become smarter than humans?? Hell, I already know quite a few humans that could not pass the Turing Test!!"
~Richard
Geezer, is this a William Gibson quote?Quote:
Originally Posted by Geezer
Hi Dorf,Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorf
No, tis one of mine. I have spent enough time on this planet to be a geezer and, as such, have developed a sufficiently warped attitude toward modern? life.
Hell, I awoke this AM to phone call from an Indian National screaming he was from Microsoft Windows and my computer has been hacked. Do I think? If I did, I would be in despair!
~Richard
"All song, graphics, and writing is the persistence of effort to describe the world as it is; the art is to capture it!"
~Richard
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
Mark Twain
On the subject of children my mother always said,
"Throw the first two away."
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(1927 Valdosta, GA)
Frances Nathan
1912-2010
As to politics, I have great respect for that chair but not much for the ass seated upon it.
~Richard
"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."
-Kurt Vonnegut
Never let anyone tell you what to do; not even the hostage negotiator.
Ask him how this can be when you are running Android (or Apple) and don't have any Microsoft Windows products.Quote:
Originally Posted by Geezer
It confuses them no end - much better than telling them that they are lying and very boring to still be trying such an old hoax. ;)
To effect the quality of the day is no small achievement
Regardless of all the crises, being able to count to 21 at the end of the day is a good thing!
~Richard
Something is supposed to come after twenty!?!?!? :thinking: You must have extra fingers and toes!:rofl2: :roflmao:rofl2::roflmao :rofl2::roflmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Geezer
