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10-19-2015, 09:52 PM
32t

Quote:

Originally Posted by whoever

If you glance at yourself in the mirror, is that the present or the future you glareing back at you?

Neither, by the time you see it it is in the past.
10-19-2015, 10:26 PM
whoever

Ah, so we all can see the future if it is our past sf looking back :beer

Quote:

Originally Posted by 32t

Neither, by the time you see it it is in the past.
10-19-2015, 10:35 PM
pathology101

when you look in the mirror remember....." we have more time behind us than ahead of us" so make the best of it.

When I retire I am going to take half of my money and spend it on women, drinking, eating and good times. The other half I will just waste.
10-19-2015, 11:26 PM
32t

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tack

If no one comes from the future to stop you, then how bad a decision can it really be?

rs,
Tack

There is no future?
10-20-2015, 07:15 PM
AlanQ

Quote:

Originally Posted by pathology101

when you look in the mirror remember....." we have more time behind us than ahead of us" so make the best of it.

When I retire I am going to take half of my money and spend it on women, drinking, eating and good times. The other half I will just waste.

I'm married so half my money already goes to women, 2/3 to feeding myself, wife and kids, 1/3 to the kids having a good time. The rest I get to waste :)
10-20-2015, 08:06 PM
whoever

Your financial break down is better than mine which is more peg Bundy like :-( :y

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlanQ

I'm married so half my money already goes to women, 2/3 to feeding myself, wife and kids, 1/3 to the kids having a good time. The rest I get to waste :)
10-20-2015, 08:18 PM
cudarunner

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?

George Goble on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efHVcgUajtA
10-20-2015, 08:30 PM
pathology101

George Gobel..there is a name I have not herd in a while. He was one hell of a guitar player, when he was not talking about Alice
10-20-2015, 11:28 PM
pathology101

I finally realized what a smart man Will Rogers was. I was at Walmart and I was talking to a couple of workers there. I realize they probably don't get paid what I do and all. One of the worker was complaining about his car payment and how he couldn't pay his other bills.
I asked the kid and the others what they drove. The one who was complaining drives a 2014 BMW, the other a 2015 Camry. I don't drive cars that new or nice.

Will Rogers said in the 30's " This will be the first nation brought to and driven to the poor house in the back seat of an automobile"
I think the man was right. Most young people under 30 are broke for what sits in there drive way.
10-20-2015, 11:33 PM
cudarunner

Quote:

Originally Posted by pathology101

I finally realized what a smart man Will Rogers was. I was at Walmart and I was talking to a couple of workers there. I realize they probably don't get paid what I do and all. One of the worker was complaining about his car payment and how he couldn't pay his other bills.
I asked the kid and the others what they drove. The one who was complaining drives a 2014 BMW, the other a 2015 Camry. I don't drive cars that new or nice.

Will Rogers said in the 30's " This will be the first nation brought to and driven to the poor house in the back seat of an automobile"
I think the man was right. Most young people under 30 are broke for what sits in there drive way.

:bow

Thank you for providing a breath of fresh air!

I don't think that I need to say more as you have said it already!

Once again I thank you!
:y