Hahhaha...I see what you did there!!
Thus passes Thursday...and the glory of world.
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Reality in small doses is OK, but as a lifestyle it's too confining.
Or as Robin Williams said, "Reality." <shakes head> "What a concept!"
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Firearm Ownership Rules:
Number 6: No matter how excited you are about your first handgun purchase, do not run around hollering "I have a gun! I have a gun!".
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"A bureaucrat is a politician with tenure."
~Richard
If the early bird gets the worm, look what happens to the early worm!
I hate quotations! --Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Yawn....Sunday morning and I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
A fool and his money were lucky to get together in the first place.
~Richard
I thought I was wrong once, I was mistaken...
When Auguste Piccard, the designer of the Bathyscaphe, was asked about his record breaking dive (almost 11km deep) to the Mariana trench, it is said he replied: ”we are not the first to go that deep, only the first to return...”
you can lead a horse to water, but you cant make him drink. but if you take his knees out from under him, you can hold his head under water till the bubbles stop rising.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger near the escape key.
Life sucks.. but death doesn't put out at all.
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Tack
Having only one * I decline the adventure.
~Richard
Always remember Newton's 3rd Law of Emotion, for every male action, there is a female overreaction.
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Woman was God's second mistake. (Nietzsche)
I started hating hipsters before everyone else did
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
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Tack
Evolution: Taking care of those too stupid to take care of themselves.
~Richard
An atheist is a person with no invisible means of support.
How to improve your iPhone's battery life
Step 1: Place your iPhone on a table, carefully align it North-South.
Step 2: Go outside.
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Tack
Nothing makes a politician forget campaign promises faster than being elected.
~Richard
"" Don't laugh at the Newby with a couple razors; he will be at your estate sale !""
~Richard
It's only a Man Bag if you made it yourself. Everything else is just a bloody handbag! :)
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Mick
I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life. This generally works best when he has income and she is pattable.
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"I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma." (The Wizard of Oz)
~Richard
"I can't give you brains, but I can give you $100,000 in debt and a diploma."
-American Higher Education
If it doesn't fit in a pigeonhole, maybe it isn't a pigeon. (Don Addis)
~Richard
If a hammer is the only tool you have all your problems start to look like nails.
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Nipper
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears this is true.
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” -- General James Mattis, USMC
Impatience leads to war. Patience can only hope to contain it.
You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.
It's not the cough'n, it's the coffin they carry you off in...
If it has to be destroyed overnight, call artillery
at the end of the day your still looking at the clock